Fauquier Cowboy Church
Saturday, December 14, 2019

 

 

                                                              WHAT A DAY THAT WILL BE!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
       

MONKEY WRENCH
The story goes like this... back in the old days a wheel came off the teamsters wagon and the teamster,  didn't have a monkey wrench to tighten the wheel nut. Most of us know what a monkey wrench is, one was carried on wagons, later on tractors, the wrench was designed to fit 4 or 5 different bolts. Anyhow, the teamster sent his young helper to the nearest homestead to borrow a monkey wrench. The fellow soon came to a ranch where a woman came out with her 7 children. The cowboy asked if she had a monkey wrench? "She said she didn't all they had were cattle, chickens, and a few horses, and down the road her neighbor had sheep which was a constant problem, and the next nearest neighbor has a little of about everything. No sir, there ain't no monkey ranches that I know of and besides if there were I'd be mad, the sheep are bad enough but a monkey ranch would be intolerable, how could a rancher keep them in, they would be trouble, I sure hope no one starts a monkey ranch!" The cowboy said, "but all I want is a monkey wrench!!" The woman got a little irritated saying, "I told you there ain't no monkey ranches nowhere around here, now GIT! The cowboy was a little retarded anyhow and left very baffled. When he got back to the wagon he told the boss, there ain't no monkey wrenches around here!
Now a monkey wrench is a FIT-ALL tool of days gone by. Many today think there is a fit-all, way to Heaven, many ways, but, Our Lord said Himself that He only is the way. John 14:6 is as clear as it can be, "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." The Muslim folks and such like hates  this verse of God's Word, but looking closely we don't find any exceptions, no, not a one. In this day of diversity,  inclusiveness and anything goes, don't cave in to the culture! There is no monkey wrenches to heaven, just one way, Jesus Christ.
Hope you enjoyed the story of the MONKEY WRENCH!  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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at COWBOYPREACHER70@HUGHES.NET or by phone at 540-347-0074
or 540-439-8255, would love to hear from you!

 
 
 
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Directions to FAUQUIER COWBOY CHURCH: The church property is located at 10550 James Madison Hwy., (Rt. 29), Bealeton, Va. From Warrenton, head south on 29 toward OPAL, then go approximately 2 miles past the OPAL Interchange toward Culpeper, the church property is located on the right, sign out front. FROM CULPEPER on Rt. 29, The church is somewhat hard to see from the road due to a hill. The best thing is to go to the intersection of Covington Corner Rd. (the next intersection up from COWBOY CHURCH) and come back, COWBOY CHURCH IS ON THE RIGHT... can't miss it!! 
 
Thanks for taking the time to checkout the cowboy church website and sermons! Much obliged. We WOULD LOVE to have you come and gather with us. Services: 10:00 AM, BIBLE STUDY, 11:00 SUNDAY MORNING WORSHIP. 
 
We are the only COWBOY CHURCH in this part of the country, but more are coming! We are part of the COWBOY CHURCH NETWORK OF NORTH AMERICA, A BAPTIST ORGANIZATION, with fellow COWBOY CHURCHES, from one end of our great country to the other. Why cowboy church? For one thing, we stick to the WORD OF GOD as was in the olden days, not conforming to the political correctness crowd that has taken over so many churches these days. We don't mind SUITS, BOOTS, or HATS,  GOD doesn't either. "Cinch" up whatever your ride is, truck, car, Harley and mosey on out, LOVE TO HAVE YOU!  Remember what God said; "Man looketh on the outward appearance, but the Lord looketh on the heart" (I Samuel 16:7). You or I will not answer or give account to man, we will give answer ONLY to GOD!
 
It's not big news that we live in a day of much confusion, especially in the religious realm. So many have "hung up their spurs" on the Lord's church. Don't give in, NEVER GIVE UP! Cowboy Church promises that you will hear the GOSPEL preached straight out of the BOOK, the WORD OF GOD, THE BIBLE. NO GIMMICKS HERE! We stick to the WORD OF GOD. This may be the just the place for you to plant your spiritual life that you have been looking for, a good FRIENDLY place to hang your hat! 
 
Just in case you're wondering, you don't need to own a horse, ranch, or farm to be a part of this church. It doesn't matter if you live in the town, city, or out in the country. You will be welcomed with a handshake or slap on the back.  ALL are welcome at Fauquier Cowboy Church!
 
Our Pastor, Jim Branyon, USAF Military veteran, was born and reared in Anderson County, S.C., down on the Georgia line, has spent much time in the state of TEXAS and has had a lifelong association with, horses, cows, and all manner of farm animals and crops. When he speaks of ranch and farm life, he's "Been there and done that." Our Pastor has a heart and love for all, and especially the elderly, veterans, and our police.
 
Our Pastor's profession before God's calling was in the banking industry. He gave it up completely upon God's calling, and pursued the business of the ALMIGHTY. He holds several degrees not only in Theology, but in finance and banking. All that aside for what it's worth, as he said "I'VE BEEN TO THE CROSS" and that matters most. 
 
Expect down home sermons from the Word of God, with sprinklings of humor that stick to the mind and heart. No gimmicks here, but here there is  LOVE and FRIENDSHIP for all!
 
Get to know us even more by reading some of the sermons presented in our website, even better, COME, you will find
the friendliest folks in these parts!
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OUR PASTOR:  Jim Branyon, 

HOME PHONE 540 347 0074

CHURCH PHONE 540 439 8255 

E-Mail: cowboypreacher70@hughes.net